STANDARD TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF SALE
1. Preface of Agreement Hark! Ye who venture into the realm of EthicusPhilosophy.com, seeking artifacts emblazoned with wisdom of yore, heed these terms and conditions. By procuring merchandise from this domain, thou art bound by the sacred covenant herein described.
2. Seal of the Pact When thou commit to an order, a bond is formed betwixt thee and EthicusPhilosophy.com. An electronic raven shall deliver unto thee a missive of confirmation, sealing the accord and completing our bazaar's ritual of commerce.
3. Chronicles of the Merchandise EthicusPhilosophy.com endeavors to depict each relic with veritable clarity and precision. Yet, in the scroll of commerce, errors may inscribe themselves. Should thou receive a keepsake not as chronicled, thy sole recourse is to return it in its untarnished state for a restitution of coin.
4. Ledger of Pricing and the Spirits of Availability The coin required for exchange is listed in the realm's current standard and may transmute without notice. Should a relic be inscribed with an erroneous amount due to a scribe's oversight, we reserve the right to annul any pacts placed for the relic listed at the mistaken price.
5. Rites of Payment Gold shall be tendered in full at the time of the accord. Various modes of payment, known to thee and outlined in our market's sanctuary, are acceptable.
6. Voyage and Handling of Relics We shall dispatch the merchandise to the sanctuary thou hast provided. Once the artifact embarks on its journey, EthicusPhilosophy.com holds no dominion over the timeliness or tribulations it may encounter.
7. Edicts of Cancellation, Return, and Exchange Patrons may retreat from their accord within a moon's phase after the purchase. Returns and exchanges are sanctioned for relics returned within the designated period and in their primal condition.
8. The Lore of the Craft All creations, their sigils, and wisdom are the sovereign domain of EthicusPhilosophy.com. To wield these marks without the blessing of our conclave is forbidden.
9. The Boundary of Our Pledge Our commitment to thee, noble patron, for any relic acquired through our digital bazaar, is strictly circumscribed to the sum thou hast offered for said treasure.
10. Law and the Scales of Justice The laws inscribed by the sages and the courts of [Your Country] shall oversee these terms and conditions. Any disputes arising shall be adjudicated only within their hallowed halls.
11. The Winds of Change Be it known that EthicusPhilosophy.com may, at any moment, alter these terms and conditions with no prior trumpet's call or herald's announcement.
12. Oracles of Communication Shouldst thou wish to parley regarding these terms, thou mayest contact us at [Your Contact Information].
13. The Loom of Printify In our quest to provide thee with artifacts of splendor, we are in league with Printify, a guild of craftsmen who forge our offerings upon demand. As such, we are beholden to the bounty of their stockrooms. Should thou select a relic that fate has deemed out of stock, we shall reach out to thee with a choice: a return of thy gold or a patient wait until the artifact can once again be summoned.